Amateur Wine Review 8: La Florencia

I deleted Amateur Wine Review 7 because it was not funny, although it did have a funny name.
This shit is bananas, mostly in the sense that I dislike bananas, but also in the sense that artificial banana is the flavour of amoxycillin.
Let me explain in brief. The bottle insists on red fruit aromas or some such, and delicate touches of this and that. All true; not noted, however, is the lingering taste of what I deduce is tannin flavoured cough syrup. I suspect it is a combination of the %14 percent alcohol and a fair amount of tannin, but this wine has a distinctly antiseptic finish. Other than that, it's lovely - so as long as you drink constantly and your mouth is never empty, you'll like this wine - chug away, my friends.
Rating: 2/La Florencia is for external use only. Avoid contact with eyes; if this happens, rinse thoroughly with a better wine. In case of accidental ingestion, seek professional assistance.