Amateur Wine Reviews 9: This Time, We're Still Doing This

So this Chateau Ksara’s Reserve de Couvent. Becca says that’s Reserve of the Convent in some crazy dead language, and for some reason right now she is fingering a rosary, so I guess I’ll go with that. I obviously like this wine. First off, not to obsess, but the label doesn’t just have a picture of an old-timey building; the label itself is actually a castle! I mean, that’s double the classic label design.
Next, I like adventure, and this wine is like a lip-searing journey through the world’s largest liquorice scented tannery. Finally, I support economic diversification, and wine making is an important component in the Beqaa valley’s agricultural and estonian-kidnapping based economy.
I recommend this wine to anyone who feels that they do not get enough astrigence in their diet.
Ratings:
Label: 3 whole castles of badass
Wine: Well, we did finish it, for what that's worth. I guess grade-wise that's a minimum of sixty percent?